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Gio
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And Finally

#1 Post by Gio » Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:30 am

An elderly man and his wife are taking a stroll through the country when they spy a fence where they used to conduct their courting.
Excited by this, they make love furiously, with their arms and legs waving about everywhere.
When they are finished, the woman says, surprised, "You never had sex with me like that 50 years ago", to which the man replies "Well, that fence wasn't electric 50 years ago."

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#2 Post by Samray » Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:36 am

:smt003

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#3 Post by ligloo » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:18 am

:smt005

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#4 Post by Gio » Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:39 am

Worth the wait? :smt003

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#5 Post by ligloo » Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:01 am

for Gio "I'll NEVER use the Jokin Apart" section to finally use it? :smt002

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#6 Post by D-Rider » Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:30 am

ligloo wrote:for Gio "I'll NEVER use the Jokin Apart" section to finally use it? :smt002
Would that be the same Gio "I'm giving up riding bikes" :smt017




........ at least he's consistent :smt005

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#7 Post by Gio » Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:04 pm

Nope to neither. Go back in time Ligs and D-R stoping riding doesn't mean forever. :smt003

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