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Paddy drags a huge box to the antiques roadshow. Where did you get this asks the bloke behind the desk? It's been in my loft for 40 years says Paddy, it must be some kind of heirloom. I see, says the expert, tell me do you have insurance? No replies Paddy, do you think I should have? Yeah says the bloke, its your f*****g water tank!!!

Goddamnit. I thought me luck was in then