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I make no apologies - this is rude and blue - and sexist - but I roared with laughter when I recieved it as a text

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Great Mysteries of our time

Why is it, in the middle of the night, in total darkness a woman can get a six inch willy into a quarter inch fanny - but in broad fucking daylight struggles to get an eight foot wide car into a fifteen foot gap with out fucking scratching the car??

Friction dear boy, friction

Don't post this one up on the US site Pete .... their understanding of "fanny" takes this a step further down the road (or was that "passage"?) .... and they'd never get their heads round the concept of a car only 8 feet wide ............

Think they also might get worried about a willy that "big".

And a fanny that tight.

.... especially at the comments

and I just showed this to a male mate who said 'thats cos the willy has a good driver and the car doesn't'