just a selection :)
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:55 am
The latest club craze is to fill a woman's pu$$y with vodka and then suck
it out using a straw. Doctors are warning about the dangers of minge
drinking
A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos!
Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble with squatters!
I'm really p*ssed off! Someone's just crashed into my car in one of them new
Skodas. There's f.......g jam and sponge everywhere!
wa%k*r s! Just been thrown out & barred from the local swimming baths
because I had my Speedo trunks on! What I didn't know was the 'S' had come
off the logo!!
Just bought a racehorse called 'My Face', It may not be any good but I can't
wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming 'come on .. .My face
I've just been to my first Muslim birthday party! Musical chairs was a bit
slow but f*ck me pass the parcel was fast!
If mothers Celebrate mothers day, fathers celebrate fathers day, lovers
celebrate valentines day, do wa%k*r s celebrate palm sunday?
it out using a straw. Doctors are warning about the dangers of minge
drinking
A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos!
Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble with squatters!
I'm really p*ssed off! Someone's just crashed into my car in one of them new
Skodas. There's f.......g jam and sponge everywhere!
wa%k*r s! Just been thrown out & barred from the local swimming baths
because I had my Speedo trunks on! What I didn't know was the 'S' had come
off the logo!!
Just bought a racehorse called 'My Face', It may not be any good but I can't
wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming 'come on .. .My face
I've just been to my first Muslim birthday party! Musical chairs was a bit
slow but f*ck me pass the parcel was fast!
If mothers Celebrate mothers day, fathers celebrate fathers day, lovers
celebrate valentines day, do wa%k*r s celebrate palm sunday?