just a selection :)

[ligloo]

The latest club craze is to fill a woman's pu$$y with vodka and then suck
it out using a straw. Doctors are warning about the dangers of minge
drinking

A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos!
Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble with squatters!

I'm really p*ssed off! Someone's just crashed into my car in one of them new
Skodas. There's f.......g jam and sponge everywhere!

wa%k*r s! Just been thrown out & barred from the local swimming baths
because I had my Speedo trunks on! What I didn't know was the 'S' had come
off the logo!!

Just bought a racehorse called 'My Face', It may not be any good but I can't
wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming 'come on .. .My face

I've just been to my first Muslim birthday party! Musical chairs was a bit
slow but f*ck me pass the parcel was fast!

If mothers Celebrate mothers day, fathers celebrate fathers day, lovers
celebrate valentines day, do wa%k*r s celebrate palm sunday?