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Number 10 Petition
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:53 pm
by Gio
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/pm-resign-now/
To get Gorgeous Gordon out of N0 10
Please sign it especially if you're Scottish
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:29 pm
by Syltiz
As nice as it would be to have Brown replaced with someone who can comb his hair and look remotely interested in his appearance and health, its a bit of a feeble attempt at a petition. The creator could have spent more time and effort.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:48 pm
by Samray
You are on a downward spiral there.
You swapped the last pillock for an even bigger one.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:10 pm
by Kwackerz
When was the NHS successfully charged with gross incompetence as a complete service?
It wasnt..
Which will be the reason He doesnt resign.
Plus the money... which is a fair one!
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:22 pm
by D-Rider
So pray Gio, even if he were to resign as a result of the petition (which clearly he is not), just who is there to replace him with that would actually be an improvement?
No point making a change for no improvement.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:26 pm
by Kwackerz
Jeremy Clarkson
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:48 pm
by D-Rider
Kwackerz wrote:Jeremy Clarkson
LOL
(but please, No)
.... anyway, don't think that will work as I don't believe he's a Labour MP - which would be the first requirement to step up to PM were the current PM to resign his office .....
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:58 pm
by Samray
Oh ! Gio's not in the running then?
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:18 pm
by Samray
A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.
After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.
"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."
"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain, for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a politician's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."
"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a politician's brain? Why on earth is that?"
"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many politicians we have to kill?"
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:58 pm
by ligloo
P.S. MODS!!!!!! that joke needs moved to the correct section
P.P.S. and he needs a warning for derailing Gios serious thread
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:02 pm
by Samray
It's a joke?
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:03 pm
by ligloo
the thread or your post?
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:52 pm
by Kwackerz
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:12 pm
by ligloo
mods!!! sigh
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:32 pm
by Gio
Well if he did resign they'd have to have an election wouldn't they
I wonder how many of us will be jobless this time next year
