England to have 13m obese by 2010

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Samray · #1 Post by **Samray** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:53 pm

Beeb wrote:More than 12m adults and one million children will be obese by 2010 if no action is taken, a report by the Department of Health is predicting.
The Health Survey for England also warns 19% of boys and 22% of girls aged two to 15 will be obese.

I'm sure there has to be an opportunity there to combine a Liposuction clinic with a Biofuel factory.

Moose · #2 Post by **Moose** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:04 pm

Gio · #3 Post by **Gio** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:47 am

Surely its higher than that already.

However I'll go with the fat vaccuum and bio fuel project.

snapdragon · #4 Post by **snapdragon** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:03 pm

well at least we're leading the world at Something!!!

Falken · #5 Post by **Falken** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:12 pm

Will we be able to run bikes on it

Gio · #6 Post by **Gio** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:56 am

Falken wrote:
Will we be able to run bikes on it

We could glue them to the ground and use them as launch pads for stunt riding.

D-Rider · #7 Post by **D-Rider** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:13 pm

Gio wrote:
Falken wrote:
Will we be able to run bikes on it
We could glue them to the ground and use them as launch pads for stunt riding.

What do you mean "THEM" ....

Many of us Falco riders are not a svelte as we used to be .... and who knows where the arbitrary definition of obese falls this week!

Tweaker · #8 Post by **Tweaker** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:00 pm

More than 12m adults and one million children will be obese by 2010 if no action is taken, a report by the Department of Health is predicting.
The Health Survey for England also warns 19% of boys and 22% of girls aged two to 15 will be obese.

Jesus! not long to go then - it's 13:00 already

Nooj · #9 Post by **Nooj** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:09 pm

Samray · #10 Post by **Samray** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:02 pm

Gio · #11 Post by **Gio** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:22 pm

D-Rider wrote:
Gio wrote:
Falken wrote:
Will we be able to run bikes on it
We could glue them to the ground and use them as launch pads for stunt riding.
What do you mean "THEM" ....

Many of us Falco riders are not a svelte as we used to be .... and who knows where the arbitrary definition of obese falls this week!

People like John Prescott, it helps if they have a fat mouth as well.

Many of us Falco riders are not a svelte as we used to be .... and who knows where the arbitrary definition of obese falls this week!

I used to see a fair few Falco riders at BH when the racing was on, can't remember ever seeing a porky one.

Mebbe you are the exception

D-Rider · #12 Post by **D-Rider** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:45 pm

Gio wrote:
I used to see a fair few Falco riders at BH when the racing was on, can't remember ever seeing a porky one. Mebbe you are the exception

Well, I do ride one of the ultra-fast Bronze ones - so it acts as a handicapping system to give the riders of the slower colours a chance.

Mind you, I'd have to eat a fair few truckloads of pies to even things up for a BMW rider - whatever its colour.

Still, I guess you must have had your rapid moments rushing for a tube of anusol before the piles were removed .... that's what you were trying to tell us from this wasn't it?

Gio wrote: Grey hair yes, haemorrhoids no

(That being "no" as in "no longer")

fastasfcuk · #13 Post by **fastasfcuk** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:34 pm

Tweaker wrote:

More than 12m adults and one million children will be obese by 2010 if no action is taken, a report by the Department of Health is predicting.
The Health Survey for England also warns 19% of boys and 22% of girls aged two to 15 will be obese.
Jesus! not long to go then - it's 13:00 already

Gio · #14 Post by **Gio** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:42 pm

D-Rider wrote:
Gio wrote: Grey hair yes, haemorrhoids no
(That being "no" as in "no longer")

No

D-Rider · #15 Post by **D-Rider** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:06 am

Gio wrote:
D-Rider wrote:
Gio wrote: Grey hair yes, haemorrhoids no
(That being "no" as in "no longer")

No

They're back already !!??