i bed
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:50 pm
A man goes to bed & reaches over to his wife. He starts sliding his hand slowly across her shoulders then down her side just glancing her breasts, then carries on down her side & legs. He slides her legs apart & slowly runs his hand up and down the inner side of her thighs. He moves back towards the top and stops. His wife gasps. "Why have you stopped? "He replies, "I've found the remote. Go back to sleep."
