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A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your f****n beak to the bar you irritating f*****g duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

Was the duck yellow?

Excellent - sounds like some of the seamstresses here at work