My wife being unhappy with my mood swings brought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead!!
Police are investigating the bigger picture of Mark Speight's death. It was sent in by 11 year old Susie from Reading
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!!"
Going to War over Religion...
It's basically killing one another to see who's got the better imaginary friend...
Badoom, Tish!
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