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Smart arsed answers - 2

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:13 pm
by HowardQ
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check the passengers tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without blinking an eyelid she said,
"Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."