Man and a Woman..

[Kwackerz]

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the upper bunk and she
in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "

"I have a better idea," she replied." Just for tonight, let's just
pretend that we're married. "

"Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed!


"Good, " she replied... "Get your own f*cking blanket."


After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.

[back_marker]

[Gio]

Lets all say together in a Lilly Savage voice, Be my Biatch.