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Jill Martin admitted putting exrement in her husband's curry
A woman has been admonished after she admitted feeding her estranged husband a curry containing dog excrement.
Jill Martin, 47, pleaded guilty at Paisley Sheriff Court to culpable and reckless conduct against her husband Donald Martin in Newton Mearns.

Sheriff Susan Sinclair said her behaviour could have resulted in "extremely unpleasant consequences".

Defence solicitor Terry Gallanagh described the background as being "akin to an episode of Desperate Housewives".

Depute fiscal Margaret Dunnipace said that Mr Martin had prepared the curry and Mrs Martin laced the dish with excrement.

Mrs Dunnipace said after placing the dinner in front of her husband and watching him start to eat it, Mrs Martin burst out laughing before confessing.

could have resulted in "extremely unpleasant consequences".

Samray wrote:Prolly a broken neck trying to lick his own balls.