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Harold and Mavis's Anniversary trip

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:39 pm
by HowardQ
Harold and Mavis had been married for more than 60 years, so they decided to take a trip out to the place where they had their first sexual encounter more than 50 years earlier. They eventually got down to it and were shagging furiously against a fence just as they had done all those years ago!
For 40 minutes Harold was going at it like a rabbit, his arms and legs were flying everywhere till they both fell to the floor.
“My God!” gasped Mavis
“You were magnificent! You didn’t shag me that well 50 years ago!”
“Ah, well” Said Harold

“50 years ago, that bloody fence wasn’t electric!”

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:42 pm
by Gio
:smt005

Took 'em 10 years to get round to it?

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:43 pm
by HowardQ
Well perhaps they had sex b 4 marriage even all those years ago!!
:smt003

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:53 pm
by D-Rider
HowardQ wrote:Well perhaps they had sex b 4 marriage even all those years ago!!
:smt003
.... and then waited another 10 to try again after they were married .....

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:58 pm
by Samray
My guess would be 50 years would take them back to the introduction of birth control pill. :smt002