Harold and Mavis's Anniversary trip

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HowardQ · #1 Post by **HowardQ** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:39 pm

Harold and Mavis had been married for more than 60 years, so they decided to take a trip out to the place where they had their first sexual encounter more than 50 years earlier. They eventually got down to it and were shagging furiously against a fence just as they had done all those years ago!
For 40 minutes Harold was going at it like a rabbit, his arms and legs were flying everywhere till they both fell to the floor.
“My God!” gasped Mavis
“You were magnificent! You didn’t shag me that well 50 years ago!”
“Ah, well” Said Harold

“50 years ago, that bloody fence wasn’t electric!”

Gio · #2 Post by **Gio** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:42 pm

Took 'em 10 years to get round to it?

HowardQ · #3 Post by **HowardQ** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:43 pm

Well perhaps they had sex b 4 marriage even all those years ago!!

D-Rider · #4 Post by **D-Rider** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:53 pm

HowardQ wrote:Well perhaps they had sex b 4 marriage even all those years ago!!

.... and then waited another 10 to try again after they were married .....

Samray · #5 Post by **Samray** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:58 pm

My guess would be 50 years would take them back to the introduction of birth control pill.