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It was an easy mistake..

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:10 pm
by Kwackerz
Picture this.

Cut up (dice) 1 Butternut squash, 1 medium onion. Make up 3/4 of a pint of chicken broth (chicken oxo cubes x 2) and shove in a saucepan. Add fresh cut basil and a big pinch of salt and black pepper. Leave to simmer on a medium heat for 10 minutes.

Forget youre cooking it, walk in the kitchen at the 10 minute point and start imagine your daughter is secretly smoking Hash from the smell in the kitchen.

Then realise shortly afterwards the smell is your cooking..

Then eat humble pie... :smt012

Well ive got a cold!!!? :smt009

It was an easy mistake...

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:09 pm
by back_marker
:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005

Cue much storming out and slamming of doors I'm guessing

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:14 pm
by Kwackerz
:smt064 Not quite that bad...



honest!! :smt005

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:15 pm
by Gio
What the hell happened to the proper stock?

Ferkin' oxo cubes :smt018 :smt018 :smt018 , the least you should be using is Knorr Bouillon

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:16 pm
by Kwackerz
It was all I had to hand :smt016

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:23 pm
by Gio
Kwackerz wrote:It was all I had to hand :smt016
I bet they were hiding in your fatigues

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:36 pm
by Samray
Did the squash taste any better than the humble pie? :smt003

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:37 pm
by Kwackerz
Yes actually. Very good. Even with inferior stock..

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:38 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
amazing just how many law abiding people recognise the smell of hashish.....

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:39 pm
by Kwackerz
:smt001 With my civi mates, it's hard not to know the smell. :smt019

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:32 pm
by Gio
One of my B-i-L reeks of hash.

Plod must be a bit dumb.

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:10 pm
by BikerGran
I'll have to try making that soup cos I love the smell of hash, but would rather have a glass of wine than a smoke (make that another glass....)

:smt003

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:19 pm
by Kwackerz
Dont forget you'll need to have a cold... I'd hate for you to make said soup and not get the desired effect.





I suppose you could substitute the basil for something else. :smt005

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:25 pm
by BikerGran
I'm told that for pain relief herbs work better cooked than smoked.