Smart Kid
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:37 pm
A ten-year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up behind him and asks, "Hey, wanna go for a ride?"
"No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says,
"Hey Young 'un, I'll give you £10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.
The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "OK kid, I'll give you £20 and a BIG bag of sweets if you hop on the back for a ride."
At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily,
"Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda, so YOU ride it!"
"No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says,
"Hey Young 'un, I'll give you £10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.
The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "OK kid, I'll give you £20 and a BIG bag of sweets if you hop on the back for a ride."
At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily,
"Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda, so YOU ride it!"