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Posting virgins
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:21 pm
by Gio
I wonder if this might encourage a few
Its been copied off another site.
to: posting virgins
re: maintaining your account
The Constant gardener prunes from time to time. Not to put too fine a point on it, but
use it or lose it!
Apologies if this seems a harsh policy. This isn't survival of the qwertyest. Management understands that some prefer reading to writing. But you've got to work with us a little here. Please make at least a few posts, if only to exercise your typing fingers. Once you've limbered them up you may find they enjoy the experience.
Kind Regards,
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:34 pm
by D-Rider
Posting Virgins
Whoever's meant to be posting them to me can't be wrapping them correctly or putting enough stamps on them .... either that or the Mrs is returning them before I get to unwrap them.
{Perks of the job eh, Fausto?}
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:03 pm
by Firestarter
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:15 pm
by Fausto
D-Rider wrote:Posting Virgins
Whoever's meant to be posting them to me can't be wrapping them correctly or putting enough stamps on them .... either that or the Mrs is returning them before I get to unwrap them.
{Perks of the job eh, Fausto?}
Yup. Packages of this nature are very unlikely to get through unmolested
Re: Posting virgins
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:46 pm
by Kwackerz
Gio wrote:I wonder if this might encourage a few
Its been copied off another site.
to: posting virgins
re: maintaining your account
The Constant gardener prunes from time to time. Not to put too fine a point on it, but
use it or lose it!
Apologies if this seems a harsh policy. This isn't survival of the qwertyest. Management understands that some prefer reading to writing. But you've got to work with us a little here. Please make at least a few posts, if only to exercise your typing fingers. Once you've limbered them up you may find they enjoy the experience.
Kind Regards,
*sticks Admin hat on*
Policy on this site doesnt follow that route.
Policy on this site is that
if people wish to join, they can join. If they are spammers, they get deleted.
If they post..they post.. if they dont... they dont. It's their choice. Hamms and Myself and the others arent 'constant gardeners' Wild and free is much more nicer. Ever tried Nettle soup?
Pressuring people into posting by means of statements like that simply serve to drive people away. If they wish to post, they will. It happens occasionally that 'lurkers' do come out and post on subjects they feel strongly enough about.
Your thread may indeed persuade a few to post. Even if to simply tell you to get back in your box
*admin hat off*
However if I got crossed wires, Please feel to send (
female) virgins, preferably 23 - 34 years old, to the address I will gladly supply by P.M.
No mooses though and no Goths. The piercings scare me.
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:21 pm
by rider69
I have just joined as i have recently got 'online'
If i had known you could view without joining then i would not have bothered!
But joking aside, i just hope i can keep it up and contribute!
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:11 pm
by Gio
I rather like it, its meant to be tongue in cheek, but then again I suppose it can be read in various ways.
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:42 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
shit - there are virgins out there??
we only got one in our town and wese saving her for halloween......
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:20 pm
by D-Rider
Aladinsaneuk wrote:shit - there are virgins out there??
we only got one in our town and wese saving her for halloween......
..... now why doesn't that surprise me about Beccles
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:21 am
by Aladinsaneuk
