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Sheep / Pig.

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:58 pm
by Samray
A man carrying a sheep under one arm walks into the house where his wife is sitting at the kitchen table and says "Honey, this is the pig I have been shagging while I'm not with you.

His wife looks up and says "you may not have noticed dear but thats not a pig your holding"

To that the man replies ....




















"You may not have noticed dear , but I was not talking to you."