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Police have finanly named the glasgow bomber as Singed Majeep.

Och Firey, Flaming Jeep Cherokee
What in he'en went wrong with thee?
Petrol poured I over me,
Three score and twelve virgins so to see

But a passer by who saw my stunt
Saith 'Te'ek tha' ya wee Jihadist C*nt!'
And with his forearm, quite distinguished
Ma bid for martyrdom extinguished.

(both!)

Brilliant both of them

pinched from Maximum bikes

Jock- 1, Al Quaeda-0


Twas doon by the inch o’ Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sicht that troubled him
Far more that he could say
A fanatic Muslim bastard
Wiz doin what he’d planned
And intae Glesca’s departure hall
A Cherokee he’d rammed.

A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist
He thocht “a wumman driver”
Or at least someone half-pished
But to his shock nae drunken Jock
Emerged to grasp his hand
But a flamin’ Arab loony
Frae Al Qaeda’s band

The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set hissel’ on fire
And swung oot at the polis
GBH his clear desire
Now that’s no richt wur Johnny cried
And sallied tae the fray
A left hook and a heid butt
Required tae save the day.

Now listen up Bin Laden
Yir sort’s nae wanted here
For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsman huv nae fear
Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
Will have nae bluidy truck
So take yer worldwide Jihad
An get yersel tae Feck

Classy.

Be stuffed if I'da tried to put him out ! His choice, fuck him !!