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Sheffield Jokes.

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:49 am
by HowardQ
You may have heard we've been a bit wet in Sheffield over the last week or so.
So there's a few Sheffield Jokes doing the rounds.
Here's two of em.

Insurance company Churchill have released a statement claiming so far they have had claims from 248 households in Catcliffe with the total bill for damage currently standing at £76.32.


Sheffield Wednesday have announced new special prices for season tickets - shallow end £200, deep end £300.


:smt010 and I'm a Wednesday Fan :smt010

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:54 pm
by Falco9
Got a great text that went along the lines of

"All over Sheffield shouts of "super" "smashing" and "lovely" can be heard as previous winners of Bullseye finally get to use their powerboats"

F9 :smt006

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:33 pm
by D-Rider
Falco9 wrote:Got a great text that went along the lines of

"All over Sheffield shouts of "super" "smashing" and "lovely" can be heard as previous winners of Bullseye finally get to use their powerboats"

F9 :smt006
Did Aladinsaneuk send it to you? ..... come on chap, keep up

:smt039 :smt006 :smt003 :smt006 :smt039

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:51 pm
by Falco9
It's impossible to read "every" thread isn't it???

Sorry Andy

Bloody funny though :smt003

F9:smt006

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:18 pm
by Firestarter
Call yourself a moderator? I thought that was your job, to read every post.

Burn him! :smt003

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:27 pm
by Samray
He'd be too wet to burn. :smt002