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Mathematical explanation of Women
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:45 pm
by Tweaker
To find a Woman you need Time and Money, therefore;
Woman = Time x Money
“Time is Money” so Time = Money therefore;
Woman = Money x Money i.e.
Woman = Money2
“Money is the root of all problems” i.e
Money = √Problems
Therfore;
Woman = (√Problems)2
THEREFORE
WOMAN = PROBLEMS
Q.E.D!
And you can't argue with hard maths!
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:43 pm
by Falken
I'm with you on this one.
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:53 pm
by Rickyrock
Oh so true
Re: Mathematical explanation of Women
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:56 pm
by Shebee
There is a flaw in the math...
To find a Woman you need Time
and Money, therefore;
Woman = Time
+ Money
“Time is Money” so Time = Money therefore;
Woman = Money
+ Money i.e.
Woman = Money x 2
“Money is the root of all problems” i.e
Money = √Problems
Therfore;
Woman = (√Problems) x 2
THEREFORE
WOMAN/2 = √PROBLEMS
Q.E.D!
Woman is half the root of the problems - wonder what the other half is?
And you can't argue with hard maths!
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:43 pm
by D-Rider
No, it works .... the point is it's "AND" not "Plus"
AND is a logical operator - commonly shown as a dot.
The dot is also used to indicate multiplication (the dot product).
Therefore Woman AND Money can be written Woman . Money
Which also reads "Woman" multiplied by "Money"
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:17 pm
by ligloo
suits me
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:47 am
by Tweaker
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:21 pm
by snapdragon
D-Rider wrote:No, it works .... the point is it's "AND" not "Plus"
AND is a
logical operator -
commonly shown as a dot.
The dot is
also used to indicate multiplication (the dot product).
Therefore Woman AND Money
can be written Woman . Money
Which also reads "Woman" multiplied by "Money"
so it's an if and maybe mathematical theorum then
typically obtuse
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:21 pm
by D-Rider
Nah - sound theory .... also born out by obsevation of the practical situation.
Good maths, good scientific method.
