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Where is the hobbit
Posted: Wed May 06, 2015 6:20 am
by Aladinsaneuk
A short person has gone missing and has not been seen either here or in the shire for a long time
Suggestions as to where he is please
Top five piss takes will be set up in a poll
Winner gets first kick at the inaugural hobbit punting contest
Posted: Wed May 06, 2015 7:03 am
by Firestarter
He got a job as a two-legged foot stool
In all seriousness (yes, honestly), hope he's not gone too far.
Posted: Wed May 06, 2015 7:24 am
by slickliner6
Coveting his ring ?????
Posted: Wed May 06, 2015 7:39 am
by flatlander
I heard he'd been thrown out of the shire in disgrace for trying to toss himself off in the dwarf throwing contest
Posted: Wed May 06, 2015 8:40 am
by D-Rider
It's term time and having blended in with all of the other Year 1 kids, he can't get out of school.
He might have escaped at home-time but the silly chap was loitering round a boarding school.
More seriously, he is still about - recently spoke to him briefly on facebook and apparently life is somewhat manic for him at present. If and when things calm down, I'm sure we'll see him peeping over the Ridersite wall ... if a suitable ladder can be found.
Posted: Wed May 06, 2015 6:40 pm
by fatboy
Is the manic life down to canvassing for Middle Earth ?