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Unfortunate car and bike names
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:48 am
by randomsquid
Was reading a list of crap bike names on Visordown. One was the something or other R sport. Sounds like arse port, get it?
Anyhoo, was listening to the wireless at work and they keep running adverts for the new Jaguar XF arse port. They even recommended searching on the net for arse port.
This has kept me happy for the last couple of days and now I'm waiting to see one on the road so I can yell ARSE PORT at it. Sorry if you've just ordered one.
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 12:29 pm
by flatlander
No surprise that this type of phrase would appeal to you really is it? I mean you've got the reputation of liking arse sports yourself ;)
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 2:56 pm
by D-Rider
I've seen a Mercedes Brabus .... I guess it's a useful vehicle for carrying a number of busty women.
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 11:00 am
by MartDude
Intruder - sounds like something from the Anne Summers catalogue
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:14 pm
by flatlander
Are you not thinking of dominator?
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:28 pm
by MartDude
That too
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:09 pm
by BikerGran
I often wonder (well very occasionally wonder) who would want to buy a car called a 'Duster' - which is of course named after a fluffy yellow cleaning cloth much used by housewives, or so I'm told.
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:10 pm
by BikerGran
Blimey, just googled for it and now I wonder who would want ANY car in sh!t brown?
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:13 pm
by randomsquid
Virago was a bit naff when you look up the definition.
Also calling a ped a Katana was a bad thing. Just ask the Suzuki rep at the NEC when my big scary mate with a thing for the real ones saw it.
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:15 pm
by randomsquid
BikerGran wrote:Blimey, just googled for it and now I wonder who would want ANY car in sh!t brown?
A lass at work had a Datsun SUV thing that was nearly the same colour as the best colour Falco. It was horrific.
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:38 pm
by D-Rider
I did a bit of googling .... reminded me of the Ford Probe, the Cedric and the Starrion (that was supposed to be Stallion).
Discovered the Mazda Titan Dump and the Mitsubishi Lettuce .... but this has to be the best collection I've found so far:
http://www.oddee.com/item_93544.aspx
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:52 pm
by nicketynoo
Would have loved to have owned a ford pubic!
Apparently it was made from old corsairs!
