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A male whale and a female whale were swimming just off the coast of
Japan when they noticed a small whaling ship.

The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned
his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and
blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the
ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the
ship turned over and quickly sank.

Soon however, the whales realised the sailors had jumped overboard
and were swimming to the safety of shore.

The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the
female, let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach
the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to
follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but
I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

NOTE:

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it
ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate.
So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads,
and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.

HowardQ wrote:
NOTE:

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it
ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate.
So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads,
and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.

Much the same statistics as a Club 18-30 beach party then ......


Assuming the 'documentaries' on such holidays are anything to go by.

D-Rider wrote: Much the same statistics as a Club 18-30 beach party then ......


Assuming the 'documentaries' on such holidays are anything to go by.

Yeh same with with me they, didn't have 18-30 when we were 18-30, so have to learn from documentaries, although we did enjoy organising our own entertainment in those days.

If they had club 18 plus 30, i'd still be too old.