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Purchased another Flamingo Red Why?........

Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 3:55 pm
by nicketynoo
Well because aparently Santa doesn't visit homes with dirty carpets thats why!

I had to buy the Geordie version to get it in the fastest colours, its a Rapide Ultra 2 pet!
Needless to say I've just had a fun packed afternoon making my living room smell really damp.
However a word of warning , if you're thinking of buying one yourself ,don't believe any reviews on it. The general theme was that it brought carpets back to looking new. I can honestly say this is Bullshit! My carpet was definitely not threadbare when it was new :smt005
On the plus side though I believe it was worth every penny as I'm now guaranteed some sexy time tonight, just not on the carpet ,I don't want to have to get the shampooer out again tomorrow :smt002

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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 4:57 pm
by Obiwan Kenobi
...and did you do the carpet wearing a pinnie and stockings ala Freddie Mercury?

Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 5:36 pm
by blinkey501
Claire did say you make a wonderful house wife nick :smt016

Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 7:42 pm
by nicketynoo
Obiwan Kenobi wrote:...and did you do the carpet wearing a pinnie and stockings ala Freddie Mercury?
And stiletto's its the only way to do housework and still have fun, especially when the postman needs a package signing for :smt003

Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 7:52 pm
by nicketynoo
blinkey501 wrote:Claire did say you make a wonderful house wife nick :smt016
I've told you numerous times Jay not to mention the wifey thing especially around Claire :smt002

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:31 am
by Dusty
I went all green with envy when I saw this post. That changed when I opened the page, despite the image of Nick in his onesie and stilettos!

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:31 pm
by randomsquid
nicketynoo wrote: And stiletto's its the only way to do housework and still have fun, especially when the postman needs a package
:smt008

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 8:14 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
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