down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink
facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason
I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'.
At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics
which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting
kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than
a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the
answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby;
and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will
often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear
a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.
Time for another beer.
