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The cake shop.
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:23 pm
by kneescratch
I walked into the bakers today and all the cakes were priced at 50p each except one plate on the counter was priced at £1 each, I said how come those ones are a pound each? the shop assistant said " That's Madeira Cake sir"
Gary
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:53 am
by D-Rider
So, this bakery sales-assistant ...... Genoa ?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:31 am
by Obiwan Kenobi
That's terrible.
I went to the same shop to get the last bit of that Madeira cake, but its scone* ** ***
* this joke only works if you pronounce it "scon" not "scowne"
**this joke isn't very funny, thinking about it.
*** actually, just forget it.
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 2:40 pm
by D-Rider
Obiwan Kenobi wrote:That's terrible.
I went to the same shop to get the last bit of that Madeira cake, but its scone* ** ***
* this joke only works if you pronounce it "scon" not "scowne"
**this joke isn't very funny, thinking about it.
*** actually, just forget it.
Don't get in Flapjack ... We can cope with the different pronunciations.
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:01 pm
by fatboy
Groan...
pronounced grown
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:39 pm
by MartDude
I think we need eclair-out of these sub-standard jokes
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:06 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
Now who sounds crusty?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:33 pm
by BikerGran
I'm not exactly rolling around..
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:38 pm
by Falcopops
I'm pudding in a formal complaint against the standard of the yolks in this thread!
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 6:43 pm
by randomsquid
Bananas.
I'm not sure what's going on...
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 8:53 pm
by D-Rider
randomsquid wrote:Bananas.
I'm not sure what's going on...
We always knew you were a bit of a fruitcake …......
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:06 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
Could just be sour dough
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:19 pm
by MartDude
A veritable storm of cake puns; better battenburg down the hatches.
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:10 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
Possibly even a bakers dozen
Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:16 pm
by kneescratch
Crumbs... Everyone pudding their comments in for a slice of the .............. STOP.. STOP!!!!
This isn't right!!!!!
Who started this..
Gary