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anyone who says marriage is an equal partnership.....
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:55 am
by Aladinsaneuk
is talking crap
I gave up my mates, motorbikes, drinking, drugs, gambling and football
all she gave up was sex
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:08 am
by D-Rider
Why is this posted in "Joking Apart"?
Shall I move it to "General Chat" or "Sam's Bar"?
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:56 pm
by flatlander
always the same when you've got a wife you don't want one when you haven't you do
Not me! I have one and I don't want another!!
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 3:30 pm
by Obiwan Kenobi
Aaah, wives......
Cant live with then, cant ........... hit them with a shovel when the're asleep on a sunlounger and then use it to dig a hole in the garden near the fishpond the next night when its a full moon then install a patio over the top and then move house 5 years later when the dusts settled ........ err, apparently.....
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:42 pm
by Willopotomas
No comment.
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 7:22 pm
by fatboy
Bit like....
What's the difference between wife and job ?
After a few years the job still sucks
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 8:13 pm
by BikerGran
I don't have a wife - but sometimes I reckon I could do with one.