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#1 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:26 pm

God bless James - he just swallowed a coin

So called 111

Dick head asked us if we had done the heimlich manoeuvre ...

A - it's outlawed
B - you shouldn't do it on children under 5....

Then asked if he had a temperature.... Yes that is a sign of aspirate pneumonia.... Would take at least three hours to spike....

I think he was trying to be helpful but .... Reading a script is NOT good for health care

(He is now on the way to A&E for a check x ray...)


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#2 Post by fatboy » Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:57 pm

Bloody frightening when you consider 111 is supposed to be an upgrade

Hope all ends well with the coin guzzler
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#3 Post by D-Rider » Sun Aug 04, 2013 8:26 pm

What's 111 ? :smt017
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#4 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sun Aug 04, 2013 8:30 pm



Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#5 Post by D-Rider » Sun Aug 04, 2013 8:35 pm

Ah OK

Might be an idea if they actually let people know about it then .... though maybe not if your experience is anything to go by .......
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#6 Post by Kwackerz » Sun Aug 04, 2013 9:15 pm

Aye, hope the money box turns out alright.. you have warned him that usually they get pennies out of moneyboxes by sticking your pinley in the hole at the bottom... he might rattle it out the top that way :smt001
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#7 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sun Aug 04, 2013 9:20 pm

If he has swallowed it, it will be a theatre job


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#8 Post by Willopotomas » Sun Aug 04, 2013 9:31 pm

A friend of mines daughter swallowed a 1p coin a few years ago. Took her to A&E, did the obligatory x-ray and told them to let it pass naturally. Of course if little Jimbo has swallowed a £2 coin, it may be a bit different. Hope he's ok mind. :smt001

As for 111. Similar to our local walk-in centre. Antibiotics for everything. Even a cut finger. :smt014
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#9 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:16 pm

Toad is back home

Local A&E had a 5 hour wait ..... So Hanna took him elsewhere

Apparently nothing on x ray on his chest

(I could have told them that... No wheeze or restricted air way.... It is what I do after all )

I am more bothered about something that size in an infant gut but

So - we are just glad he is ok and home safe

****

no disrespect to the script jockey but -the public deserves and pays for better


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#10 Post by blinkey501 » Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:17 am

Glad the little man is ok pete. :smt002
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#11 Post by DavShill » Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:56 am

Hope he stays ok Pete.

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#12 Post by D-Rider » Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:27 am

Yes - sorry I seem to have overlooked my good wishes for James - I hope all turns out fine.


This could bring a new dimension to the term "changing his nappy" ..... enjoy searching for those "cash prizes"
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#13 Post by flatlander » Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:37 pm

D-Rider wrote:...- I hope all turns out fine.


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are you for real look who his dad is.. be lucky if he stays sober and avoids green flag ... hmnn now I think about it seems like he's out to beta you Pete you only get green flag!

hope he is well and that Hannah is ok too ... not you though you're a git :smt002 :smt003 .. oh ok as its hjames you too
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#14 Post by Dusty » Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:40 pm

Reminds me of when I was a child; Christmas pudding with sixpenny pieces wrapped in greaseproof paper.

Seriously, though, as a parent, I can imagine the angst you experienced so thank goodness the wee fellow seems OK and hopefully it will pass through without drama.
Good luck.

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#15 Post by D-Rider » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:45 pm

Greaseproof paper? you must have been posh!

Still remember the pain when you bit one edge-on .....
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