111 - twats
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- Aladinsaneuk
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111 - twats
God bless James - he just swallowed a coin
So called 111
Dick head asked us if we had done the heimlich manoeuvre ...
A - it's outlawed
B - you shouldn't do it on children under 5....
Then asked if he had a temperature.... Yes that is a sign of aspirate pneumonia.... Would take at least three hours to spike....
I think he was trying to be helpful but .... Reading a script is NOT good for health care
(He is now on the way to A&E for a check x ray...)
So called 111
Dick head asked us if we had done the heimlich manoeuvre ...
A - it's outlawed
B - you shouldn't do it on children under 5....
Then asked if he had a temperature.... Yes that is a sign of aspirate pneumonia.... Would take at least three hours to spike....
I think he was trying to be helpful but .... Reading a script is NOT good for health care
(He is now on the way to A&E for a check x ray...)
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...
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A friend of mines daughter swallowed a 1p coin a few years ago. Took her to A&E, did the obligatory x-ray and told them to let it pass naturally. Of course if little Jimbo has swallowed a £2 coin, it may be a bit different. Hope he's ok mind.
As for 111. Similar to our local walk-in centre. Antibiotics for everything. Even a cut finger.

As for 111. Similar to our local walk-in centre. Antibiotics for everything. Even a cut finger.

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- Aladinsaneuk
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Local A&E had a 5 hour wait ..... So Hanna took him elsewhere
Apparently nothing on x ray on his chest
(I could have told them that... No wheeze or restricted air way.... It is what I do after all )
I am more bothered about something that size in an infant gut but
So - we are just glad he is ok and home safe
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no disrespect to the script jockey but -the public deserves and pays for better
Local A&E had a 5 hour wait ..... So Hanna took him elsewhere
Apparently nothing on x ray on his chest
(I could have told them that... No wheeze or restricted air way.... It is what I do after all )
I am more bothered about something that size in an infant gut but
So - we are just glad he is ok and home safe
****
no disrespect to the script jockey but -the public deserves and pays for better
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...
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Yes - sorry I seem to have overlooked my good wishes for James - I hope all turns out fine.
This could bring a new dimension to the term "changing his nappy" ..... enjoy searching for those "cash prizes"
This could bring a new dimension to the term "changing his nappy" ..... enjoy searching for those "cash prizes"
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are you for real look who his dad is.. be lucky if he stays sober and avoids green flag ... hmnn now I think about it seems like he's out to beta you Pete you only get green flag!D-Rider wrote:...- I hope all turns out fine.
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hope he is well and that Hannah is ok too ... not you though you're a git


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That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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