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Marches Meet Lost Property Office

Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 6:18 pm
by MartDude
Left behind - one pair of black socks.

Anyone claiming them?

Re: Marches Meet Lost Property Office

Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 6:30 pm
by blinkey501
MartDude wrote:Left behind - one pair of black socks.

Anyone claiming them?
Keep them for next years raffle mart :smt036

Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 8:00 pm
by randomsquid
If they're sort of blackish/greyish and bobbly or black and thin with an N on they'll be mine. Bin them, I couldn't cope with the stress of watching another item of clothing flitting across the planet.

Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 12:05 am
by Kwackerz
I had word from the front line today now you mention it

:smt001

Umm and dont go through customs with it in your hand luggage as it will set alarms off after it went out on a couple of jobs with [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] and took a load of [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] Donkey [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] which then obviously affected [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] biscuit tin [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] Sack cloth and restraints.

I dont think they skiffed it though

Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 9:10 am
by D-Rider
If it behaves bravely, will it return with its own medal?

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 5:56 pm
by Kwackerz
D-Rider wrote:If it behaves bravely, will it return with its own medal?

It will have done enough time to qualify so might get a ribbon attached.. :smt001

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 7:14 pm
by randomsquid
Kwackerz wrote:I had word from the front line today now you mention it

:smt001

Umm and dont go through customs with it in your hand luggage as it will set alarms off after it went out on a couple of jobs with [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] and took a load of [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] Donkey [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] which then obviously affected [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] biscuit tin [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] Sack cloth and restraints.

I dont think they skiffed it though
I used to feel quite guilty about the half arsed way I tested all that stuff for the army.

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 8:42 pm
by Kwackerz
We used to feel guilty about going out and buying decent kit instead of the crap they gave us.. :smt002

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 6:05 am
by flatlander
I used to feel guilty about buying all that crap at government auctions rebadging it and selling it back to squaddies at an inflated price :smt002

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 6:19 pm
by randomsquid
I favour the outsourcing approach over stealing kit from random civvies...

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:01 pm
by Kwackerz
Stealing? Reallocation of resources...

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:40 am
by D-Rider
randomsquid wrote:I favour the outsourcing approach over stealing kit from random civvies...
I'm glad he still claims ownership - the look on his face should be worth a picture when he is finally presented with the travel bill for his property.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:13 pm
by randomsquid
D-Rider wrote:
randomsquid wrote:I favour the outsourcing approach over stealing kit from random civvies...
I'm glad he still claims ownership - the look on his face should be worth a picture when he is finally presented with the travel bill for his property.
Erm, it was a charitable donation, that was it. Now where's my tax kick back?

Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:48 pm
by Kwackerz

Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:50 pm
by MartDude
:smt003 :smt023