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Marches Meet Lost Property Office

#1 Post by MartDude » Tue May 28, 2013 6:18 pm

Left behind - one pair of black socks.

Anyone claiming them?
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Re: Marches Meet Lost Property Office

#2 Post by blinkey501 » Tue May 28, 2013 6:30 pm

MartDude wrote:Left behind - one pair of black socks.

Anyone claiming them?
Keep them for next years raffle mart :smt036
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#3 Post by randomsquid » Tue May 28, 2013 8:00 pm

If they're sort of blackish/greyish and bobbly or black and thin with an N on they'll be mine. Bin them, I couldn't cope with the stress of watching another item of clothing flitting across the planet.
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#4 Post by Kwackerz » Thu May 30, 2013 12:05 am

I had word from the front line today now you mention it

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Umm and dont go through customs with it in your hand luggage as it will set alarms off after it went out on a couple of jobs with [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] and took a load of [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] Donkey [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] which then obviously affected [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] biscuit tin [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] Sack cloth and restraints.

I dont think they skiffed it though
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#5 Post by D-Rider » Thu May 30, 2013 9:10 am

If it behaves bravely, will it return with its own medal?
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#6 Post by Kwackerz » Fri May 31, 2013 5:56 pm

D-Rider wrote:If it behaves bravely, will it return with its own medal?

It will have done enough time to qualify so might get a ribbon attached.. :smt001
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#7 Post by randomsquid » Fri May 31, 2013 7:14 pm

Kwackerz wrote:I had word from the front line today now you mention it

:smt001

Umm and dont go through customs with it in your hand luggage as it will set alarms off after it went out on a couple of jobs with [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] and took a load of [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] Donkey [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] which then obviously affected [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] biscuit tin [CENSORED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS] Sack cloth and restraints.

I dont think they skiffed it though
I used to feel quite guilty about the half arsed way I tested all that stuff for the army.
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#8 Post by Kwackerz » Fri May 31, 2013 8:42 pm

We used to feel guilty about going out and buying decent kit instead of the crap they gave us.. :smt002
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#9 Post by flatlander » Sat Jun 01, 2013 6:05 am

I used to feel guilty about buying all that crap at government auctions rebadging it and selling it back to squaddies at an inflated price :smt002
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#10 Post by randomsquid » Sat Jun 01, 2013 6:19 pm

I favour the outsourcing approach over stealing kit from random civvies...
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#11 Post by Kwackerz » Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:01 pm

Stealing? Reallocation of resources...
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#12 Post by D-Rider » Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:40 am

randomsquid wrote:I favour the outsourcing approach over stealing kit from random civvies...
I'm glad he still claims ownership - the look on his face should be worth a picture when he is finally presented with the travel bill for his property.
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#13 Post by randomsquid » Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:13 pm

D-Rider wrote:
randomsquid wrote:I favour the outsourcing approach over stealing kit from random civvies...
I'm glad he still claims ownership - the look on his face should be worth a picture when he is finally presented with the travel bill for his property.
Erm, it was a charitable donation, that was it. Now where's my tax kick back?
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#14 Post by Kwackerz » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:48 pm

Being spent wisely...







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#15 Post by MartDude » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:50 pm

:smt003 :smt023
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