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Sick!

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:07 pm
by nicketynoo
I did try warning Oscar Pistorious's missus not to get him socks for valentines day!

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:13 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
Surely Oscar Pistorius can't be the first man to wake up legless on valentines day and shoot all over his girlfriends face while imagining she was someone else....

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:52 pm
by Dalemac
Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise,
Oscar Pristorious.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:12 pm
by fatboy
Brilliant, quick of the mark all of em :smt005 :smt005 :smt005

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:34 pm
by Dalemac
New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder.

Footprints!!