How do you wipe your backside?

[flatlander]

When you've. Broke both hands, two fingers and thumb working on one hand and your broken ribs don't let you turn and your hip is fecked as is the black falco which went too slow to avoid the BMW that tried to kill it

[Aladinsaneuk]

you ok geoff?

(obviously not but... call me if i can help..... bar the arse wiping of course...)

[Gio]

Shit, ( no pun intended ) I'd say get in the shower and let it run for 30 mins (the shower that is)


Oh and sod the bike hope you get well soon.

Don't you have another half (partner that is)

[D-Rider]

How do you wipe your backside ...... When you've. Broke both hands, two fingers and thumb working on one hand and your broken ribs don't let you turn and your hip is fecked as is the black falco which went too slow to avoid the BMW that tried to kill it

If only you and Flossy the sheep were still together - just sit astride, shuffle back and forth and let the fleece do the work ..............



Oh .... and this isn't sounding good .......... other than the catalogue of broken bones and knackered bike, I hope things are relatively OK.

Oh yes, and NOBODY try to make him LAUGH .... those broken ribs can be a real pain .... I can vouch for that!

[flatlander]

Photos to follow thanks folks think the police have the bike don't recall too much about that bit but it was the only bit I was doing properly

[flatlander]

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[Aladinsaneuk]

you are lucky

and i reckon you were dragged along the tarmac

listen and do what the physio's tell you

and don't be a hero and take the pain killers

i will give you a call tomorrow at some point

[Willopotomas]

Farkin ell dude.

I hope recovery is swift and you get back to normal before too long.

[blinkey501]

Fook geoff. Battery was flat on mobile and just switched it on after charging and got your text....
Don't worry about the bike it can be replaced i am glad you are relatively ok dude...

[MartDude]

Back to original question : get a bidet.

If you're up to visitors, I'll come up in the week & reinforce your new awareness of the slowness of black.

All the best, Geoff.

[Dusty]

Crikey, that looks sore! Unlucky indeed. Take it easy and best wishes for a speedy recovery.

[SimonDk]

Wowser... Get well soon...

[Chabby]

That looks sore! Glad to see it isn't worse.

Amazed you can be arsed typing with your hands in that state.

Get well soon and think of the compo!

[flatlander]

Sore as fek all over but trying to calm the wife down and convince her its not that bad thanks for the good wishes and Mart welcome anytime dude well anytime after Tuesday :)

[BikerGran]

Glad you're still with us - looks like the Shoei did its job!