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Please consider the following

I splashed the cash and bought a goose feather down or what ever duvet

It's lovely :)

So we get in bed and I remarked that I must look up the cleaning instructions as it could not be washed

"Can't we clean it in the oven?"

Apparently geese have feathers, as do turkeys.... Turkeys are cooked in the oven so therefore....

Yet again words fail me ......

no no no no no no NO


PMSL

that is another priceless one..

brilliant

Sounds like Christmas dinner in your house will be fun ... you'll all be spitting feathers if the plan is to chuck an un-plucked turkey in the oven.

In the meantime, best try to keep the duvet clean ... just hope your incontinence issue has improved ...........

D-Rider wrote:Sounds like Christmas dinner in your house will be fun ... you'll all be spitting feathers if the plan is to chuck an un-plucked turkey in the oven.

In the meantime, best try to keep the duvet clean ... just hope your incontinence issue has improved ...........

lets just hope you dont get DUVET for xmas lunch.pmsl

That's a classic.

For god's sakes don't go posh and start having Hummus on the table ( Hannah: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hummus)

or it might get all horribly confusing...





(Hannah: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamas)

Aladinsaneuk wrote:Please consider the following

I splashed the cash and bought a goose feather down or what ever duvet

It's lovely :)

So we get in bed and I remarked that I must look up the cleaning instructions as it could not be washed

"Can't we clean it in the oven?"

Apparently geese have feathers, as do turkeys.... Turkeys are cooked in the oven so therefore....

Yet again words fail me ......

I'd like to know what chef/cook puts a fully clothed turkey in the oven

On a similar theme,when Im collecting the recycling, a large number of people put thier aluminiun foil with the newspaper....

So are they going to wrap the turkey in a copy of The Sun ?

Depends on whether they prefer breasts