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Well it made me laugh
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:58 am
by Kwackerz
Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked and wanking in front of his tractor.
Mick says " Fecking hell Paddy what in the bejeeesus are you doin?"
Paddy says " Well me and Mary havnt been getting on in the bedroom so we went to one of those therapists.. She suggested i do something sexy to attractor !"
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:29 pm
by fatboy
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:13 am
by Gio
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 3:10 am
by Kwackerz
I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night.They were called 'Bomb Jovi'. They were brilliant.
Their last song, 'Living on a Prayer Mat', almost brought the house down.
Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on dvd,I was interested so I asked him, Can you burn me a copy?
...Well that was when the trouble started.
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:47 am
by Gio
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 1:29 pm
by HowardQ
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:43 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
Stolen......
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:47 pm
by Kwackerz
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 6:11 pm
by D-Rider
Aladinsaneuk wrote:Stolen......
Yum Yum
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:29 pm
by randomsquid
Why the picture of a mouldy fruit cake
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:56 pm
by MartDude
D-Rider wrote:Aladinsaneuk wrote:Stolen......
Yum Yum
Never enough marzipan.
Just finished the last of our Aldi one
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:12 pm
by D-Rider
Yes I finished our Aldi one yesterday - great value at 99p (reduced after Christmas)
