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Coming soon to a mobile phone near you (probably).
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:08 pm
by mangocrazy
Our records indicate that you were once felt up by Jimmy Saville and could be entitled to £2147 in compensation. Just reply "how's about that then" to register or to opt out just text "stop Jimmy stop". Register before the end of the month and get a free "Lawyers 4 U fixed it for me" medal.
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:16 pm
by HowardQ
Nice one Graham!
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:31 am
by Gio
Received on mine a few days ago
The BBC made Jimmy Saville wear all that jewellery so kids would hear him coming , the same way you'd put a bell on a cat
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:54 am
by D-Rider
Is that a cigar in your pocket Jimmy or are you just pleased to see me?
.... and there seems to be another in your other pocket ..............