Two guys are arguieng in the pub,
Jim says Im the biggest liar you'll ever meet !
Bob..No Jim, Im the biggest liar
Jim..Not a chance mate, Im the biggest liar in the world !
Bob..Prove it then,make something up
Jim.. I swam up Niagra Falls in stockings and suspenders, playing a bloody saxaphone !
Bob... I know, I saw you
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Thought the biggest liar was the guy who said something about WMD and 30 minutes 
And no I don't mean the group faithless
And no I don't mean the group faithless
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock