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#16 Post by MartDude » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:16 pm

Well, thanks for all your input, peeps. Much appreciated, and yes, I do appreciate the potential for humour in this situation. However, I must admit to a little trepidation at the prospect of imbibing four litres of weapons-grade laxative over 18 hours.

Having had a similar, though lesser, procedure inflicted on my bum-hole twice in the past, I'm not overly concerned by the practicalities of what's to be done to me (although I know it won't be pleasant). But I wonder what accolade I'll come away on this occasion - last time, the gastroenterologist's parting comment was "Oh, by the way, Mr. Senior, you have an excellent sphincter".
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#17 Post by HowardQ » Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:04 pm

Good luck with it Mark, hope it all goes OK.
I've only ever had cameras going in the other way (gastroscopy), about 8 if I remember correctly, but they were quite some time ago, in the days before they started using fibre optics, so there was quite a bit to swallow, and a hell of a sore throat afterwards.
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#18 Post by MartDude » Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:38 pm

Thanks, Howard.
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#19 Post by MartDude » Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:39 pm

Just finished the first litre of The Stuff

The countdown has begun . . .
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#20 Post by Samray » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:01 pm

G'luck. :smt002
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#21 Post by D-Rider » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:01 pm

Let's get word out to Japan that the seismometers may be recording something other than another aftershock ......

However any ensuing "tsunami" should definitely be avoided
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#22 Post by BikerGran » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:20 pm

This may not be the moment to tell you that after I starved myself then took The Stuff - the hospital cancelled the appointment and I had to do it all again!
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#23 Post by MartDude » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:46 pm

Please don't make me laugh - sudden movement is not a good idea right now
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#24 Post by D-Rider » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:47 pm

MartDude wrote:Please don't make me laugh - sudden movement is not a good idea right now
..... thought that was the whole point ........ :smt002
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#25 Post by Samray » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:48 pm

:smt018 . :smt020
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#26 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:04 pm

i love telling jokes to Martdude - I know it was that funny he shat himself.....
























sorry, i will get my coat :)


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#27 Post by MartDude » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:07 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:i love telling jokes to Martdude - I know it was that funny he shat himself.....


sorry, i will get my coat :)
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#28 Post by MartDude » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:47 am

We don't have a water meter

Toilet paper has moved on from Bronco, Izal et al.

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#29 Post by Jadaris » Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:06 am

Hows it going? I had a disaster with castor oil on friday :smt017 I'm still fat and nothing happening, fed up!!!!!
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#30 Post by Samray » Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:12 am

Jadaris wrote:Hows it going?
Explosively by the sound of it. :smt002
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