All foreign holiday makers over here long term at public expense, shoot them and use the body parts for fertilizer.
Single mothers, who have never worked, no benefits their parents can pay for them.
Reintroduction of work houses, for the work shy. ( they can all stay indoors, geddit?)
Euro exchange rate £2 to the euro, that'll stop their imports.
Anyone caught stealing forfeits that limb that lifted the stolen object.
Anyone who ever says "never saw you" when they knock you off your bike, has their eye's removed.
All politicians have to spend 25 years in a proper job, before being qualified to stand for parliament/regional councils etc.
Finally, all index linked pensions to be scrubbed with immediate effect.
It'll never happen, but we can dream.
