Speed camera
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- Aladinsaneuk
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i stand corrected howard
but they have not reached the swamps yet....
(They just put a normal gatso in the average cameras.... one on each carriageway in cambridgeshire....)
last time i was proceeding in an orderly fashion back home, i found out what it was like to be caught by the papperazzi - i thought the camera was going to melt the way the flash was going off....
but they have not reached the swamps yet....
(They just put a normal gatso in the average cameras.... one on each carriageway in cambridgeshire....)
last time i was proceeding in an orderly fashion back home, i found out what it was like to be caught by the papperazzi - i thought the camera was going to melt the way the flash was going off....
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...
I thought the average speed cameras were usually SPECS not Gatsos.Aladinsaneuk wrote:
(They just put a normal gatso in the average cameras.... one on each carriageway in cambridgeshire....)
Speedspike appears to be a new average speed camera system - with potentially a very wide net
http://www.ukspeedcameras.co.uk/guide.htm
http://www.speedcamerasuk.com/speed-camera-types.htm
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I once had a long and scary journey along that road in a van with a gang of cockneys looking for skinheads to fightback_marker wrote:Funnily enough it was the A303 where I got nabbed as wellBikerGran wrote:When my hubby was trucking he got stopped going West along the A303.
Later on he was coming back along the A303 and........ yep, same copper, other side of the road.
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speedspike cameras are the next generation camera eh.
I see they are going to be mounted high and not really easy to spot like the ones painted yellow.
Does that mean the government don't want you to speed, or because they are hard to spot they do.
More money for the government
I see they are going to be mounted high and not really easy to spot like the ones painted yellow.
Does that mean the government don't want you to speed, or because they are hard to spot they do.
More money for the government

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to explain for the hard of understanding
A14 in cambridgeshire is mile after mile of average speed cameras - literally.... however, just to keep their hands in, the lovely speed camera partnership, or bastards as they are commonly called , have chosen to break the monotony of these average speed cameras by actually having the cheek to have one gatso on each carriageway to catch the unwary speeder......
A14 in cambridgeshire is mile after mile of average speed cameras - literally.... however, just to keep their hands in, the lovely speed camera partnership, or bastards as they are commonly called , have chosen to break the monotony of these average speed cameras by actually having the cheek to have one gatso on each carriageway to catch the unwary speeder......
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like a lot of shite in this toilet that used to be a country its another thing we dont make. Well we make people fekkin miserable there's a whole industry around gathering this crap the driving courses to educate you and give you another chance bollox it means you can have 3 more goes they get 3 more lots of money before you get banned or people really would be fekked .... the fekkim fekkers proper makes my blood boil ohhh I could whack soemoen witha laveder teabag I'm that angry right off to confront the bastard specs cameras on the cat and fiddle which BTW arent fekkin set right 86 mph average speed in a golf in limp mode my arse I couldnt get up to that on the downhill stretch into bakewell believe me I tried ... allegedly
oh bollox Im going to eat an pasty thatll cheer me up
oh bollox Im going to eat an pasty thatll cheer me up

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Just learn where they are on your regular routes and be observant on those you don't and you should never have a problem with the things.
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Not sure whether I did in Italy on hols ..... wasn't so familiar with what I was looking out for to begin with - though hopefully OK
Never collected a single point so far.
Not sure whether I did in Italy on hols ..... wasn't so familiar with what I was looking out for to begin with - though hopefully OK
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- flatlander
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Why are there so few fixed cameras on the motorways etc ?
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New generation GATSOs are now multi function,
ANPR linked/ insurance database linked
High definition digital ( they dont run out of film )
can cover up to 5 motorway lanes,
here in the rainy county of Avon we were lucky enough to get the first digital cash cameras,
here in the rainy county of Avon we also have the highest number of attacks on cash cameras in the UK
Good work you naughty pixies !
Forgot to add GPS linked so also able to catch Class 1 and 2 doing over 40 on A roads.
bastards
ANPR linked/ insurance database linked
High definition digital ( they dont run out of film )
can cover up to 5 motorway lanes,
here in the rainy county of Avon we were lucky enough to get the first digital cash cameras,
here in the rainy county of Avon we also have the highest number of attacks on cash cameras in the UK
Good work you naughty pixies !
Forgot to add GPS linked so also able to catch Class 1 and 2 doing over 40 on A roads.
bastards

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- flatlander
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Actually I realise I shouldn't have had a rant and seen the bigger picture the one where only employed people with a permanent residence get fekked for this and where it makes the lazy trolls look busy sO they can bleat about their hard life and it's not them honest bubb
And after all it is a time for difficult choices bail out the banks so they can carry in laundering money and financially raping the working stiff
Or bring in rules so that any bank using public money can't charge more than say 5£ in charges
Waste money on cameras and the pseudo industry round it or use that for say medical research and treatments or even put the money gained into actual road maintainence
Yup difficult choices yeah really bastards
And after all it is a time for difficult choices bail out the banks so they can carry in laundering money and financially raping the working stiff
Or bring in rules so that any bank using public money can't charge more than say 5£ in charges
Waste money on cameras and the pseudo industry round it or use that for say medical research and treatments or even put the money gained into actual road maintainence
Yup difficult choices yeah really bastards
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock