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BikerGran · #16 Post by **BikerGran** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:45 pm

I don't have ear hair.

randomsquid · #17 Post by **randomsquid** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:54 pm

MartDude wrote:If you did manage to pull them out, perhaps you could plant them on your head; they might take root and grow there.

That's really cheered me up, ta.

randomsquid · #18 Post by **randomsquid** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:56 pm

Dusty wrote:http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WAHL-NASAL-EA ... 3a62053676

Cheers, ordered and will advise on outcome. I'm tempted to go gangsta on one of my eyebrows too.

randomsquid · #19 Post by **randomsquid** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:58 pm

BikerGran wrote:I don't have ear hair.

How about eye of newt?

Mart told me to say that.

And Pete.

Aladinsaneuk · #20 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:50 pm

I can hear a broom stick of retribution being started

BikerGran · #21 Post by **BikerGran** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:55 pm

Oh yes I have a broomstick!

Aladinsaneuk · #22 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:58 pm

Nod bobbi

Young Master Squid said that you wore crutchless knickers to help you stay on it at speed

MartDude · #23 Post by **MartDude** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:04 pm

I thought that was the purpose of the sink plunger

BikerGran · #24 Post by **BikerGran** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:00 pm

Think I might gracefully retire from this conversation, it's all gone a bit 'behind the bikeshed'.

Gio · #25 Post by **Gio** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 10:47 pm

MartDude wrote:If you did manage to pull them out, perhaps you could plant them on your head; they might take root and grow there.

I'm not bald

Aladinsaneuk · #26 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:28 pm

you transplanted your ear hair peter?

and how the hell would anyone know? far too bloody tall

blinkey501 · #27 Post by **blinkey501** » Sun Jul 15, 2012 4:27 am

Unfortunatly i have had to comb my eye brows back since i was 27 about 4 years ago

randomsquid · #28 Post by **randomsquid** » Sun Jul 15, 2012 6:43 pm

BikerGran wrote:Think I might gracefully retire from this conversation, it's all gone a bit 'behind the bikeshed'.

Quite right.
Shocked and disgusted of Wednesbury.

Aladinsaneuk · #29 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:16 pm

so you understood the pictures then john?

randomsquid · #30 Post by **randomsquid** » Sun Jul 15, 2012 9:27 pm

Not really, but I'm nodding so people don't think I'm daft.