http://www.voanews.com/content/tv_remot ... 20252.htmlTV Remote Control Inventor Dies
Was he responsible for obesity too?
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Was he responsible for obesity too?
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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apparently someone worked out that not using one can help lose a couple of pounds of fat over a year...
I would suggest not watching the stoopid box at all would make sure that the fat wasn't congealing between the ears
I would suggest not watching the stoopid box at all would make sure that the fat wasn't congealing between the ears

For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
Samray wrote:Just read that he's going to be buried down the back of his sofa.

I recall reading something ages ago about a guy in the United States of god bless Americans who was having trouble in the 'trouser' dept.
The guy had some kind of implant fitted,conrolled using a remote control
All good, now able to make sexy time again......
Nieghbour has automated garage door fitted... with a remote conrol
both operate on same frequency..............
nieghbour opens garage door... instant trouser tent
nieghbour closes garage door... explain that to the in laws !
Cleverly disguised as an adult !