A show-off bloke swans into a bar and declares to all his mates, "I've just had it off with my girlfriend and her twin!"
One of his mates is curious, and asks, "How do you tell them apart?"
"Easy," replies the satisfied bloke, ..............
............"Her brother's got a moustache!"
Twins
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