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#1 Post by Falcorob » Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:41 pm

THEY SENT MY CENSUS FORM BACK!!


In answer to the question, ‘Do you have any dependants?’, I put, ‘Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal and half of Eastern Europe!’


…apparently this wasn’t an acceptable answer!
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#2 Post by Samray » Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:46 pm

:smt005 :smt005 :smt005
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#3 Post by Willopotomas » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:14 pm

Just a thought.. What if they don't like what I put down to my ethnicity and religion.. Can they change it, or is that illegal?
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#4 Post by Falcorob » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:17 pm

Willopotomas wrote:Just a thought.. What if they don't like what I put down to my ethnicity and religion.. Can they change it, or is that illegal?
As far as I know whatever you put on the form is what's collated and reported. To change it without your permission would be illegal.
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#5 Post by BikerGran » Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:09 pm

Did you put 'biker' ?
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#6 Post by Falcorob » Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:51 pm

BikerGran wrote:Did you put 'biker' ?
No. I don't own a Harley so would have been telling a fib. :smt002
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