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#1 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:40 pm



Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#2 Post by MartDude » Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:58 pm

Saw that earlier - but wimped out of drawing Miss IOW's attention to it. I know she has a long memory
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#3 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:08 pm

true

i am hoping she will spank me


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#4 Post by Samray » Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:36 pm

These are the islands that are a metre above a sea-level that's rapidly rising? :smt020
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

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#5 Post by D-Rider » Sat Oct 02, 2010 11:02 pm

The Lithuanian company Olialia, pronounced "ooh-la-la" .......
...... Olialia's blonde managing director, Giedre Pukiene, says she wants to break the stereotype that blonde women are less intelligent.
...... well, my little cutie, you might just have stood a chance with that one had you chosen a spelling for your company's name that stood a chance of being pronounced the way you planned rather than Oh-Liar-Liar .....

..... just like a stick of rock, blonde the whole way through ..... (that is a stick of rock that happens to come from the well-known resort of Blonde ...)
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#6 Post by HowardQ » Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:09 pm

Samray wrote:These are the islands that are a metre above a sea-level that's rapidly rising? :smt020
Does that mean fit Blondes in wet "T" shirts.
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#7 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:30 pm

you mean peanut smugglers?


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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