So, for your delectation, please browse through the candidates for this years Miss Club Aprilia - feel free to add your thoughts afterwards....
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Miss Sheffield is a new contender to the forum - indeed she only joined the forum a few weeks before the meet. Her preferred mount is a FutFut and unfortunately she was assimilated into the Falco Massive... has not been seen since.....
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Miss Sambuca
Miss Sambuca is a youngster of 17, but her appearence has been dramatically affected by repeated exposure to alcohol and mankini's.....
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Miss VinoCollapso
Sponsored by the vinyards of the world, VinoCollapso has taken on herself the nasty job of singlehandedly reducing the european wine lake....
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Miss Chillum
A long standing proponent of all things pipe related, this year Miss Chillum tried a new weight loss method - the exact details are a secret but are rumoured to involve colonic irrigation
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Miss Yam-Yam
Untill late in the evening Miss yam-Yam regaled her listeners with her exploits touring in europe with the boys.... current world record hold for most hotels and conference centres banned from....
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Miss Penfold
Miss Penfold spent most of the weekend giggling and doing a hamster impression.....
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Miss Scouse
The lovely Davinia Mcall looks very different when not wearing her stilts for TV work.... has spent most of the weekend remembering what she forgot to bring - towel, toothbrush etc
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Miss Scally and Miss Sassenach
These two spent most of the weekend in a strange courting ritual involving men in skirts, and robbing electricity for the paddywagon.....
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Miss Berkshire
The lovely Miss Berks spent much of her time drinking pints of "NoojBeater"
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Miss CeeYouRabbie
One of the few contestants from the third world, CeeYouRabbie was all to keen to demonstrate how to work safely on a falco... by just throwing the bike on it's side. Next year she will be camping with the Yellow Falco's....
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Miss Boyo
Miss Boyo spent a quiet weekend, mainly explaining to all and sundry that she was the only mille owner in the village
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Miss Noojella
The lovely Noojella spent the latter part of the weekend pointing out that her hair was Titian, not ginger.... unfortuantely the early part of the weekend was spent making pavement pizzas outside the Tamworth Shag wagon....
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Miss Bury Saint who?
Miss Bury spent a large part of the weekend away at work.... oh dear, what a shame and bless :)
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Miss Tamworth
Named not for the town where they live, but for their porcine approach to life, Miss tamworth had a very busy weekend servicing many men.... the ouzo may have helped....
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Miss Malteaser
Miss Malteaser - Brown on the outside, blond on the inside, spent much of the weekend muttering about her hump.... we assume she meant the seat hump but you are never certain.....
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I think that was all of them :)
