10 Features of The Company Car

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Samray
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10 Features of The Company Car

#1 Post by Samray » Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:07 pm

-- Accelerates at a phenomenal rate.

-- Has a much shorter braking distance than the private car.

-- Can take speed humps at twice the speed of private cars.

-- The battery, radiator water, oil and tires never have to be checked.

-- It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning light flashing.

-- It needs cleaning less often than private cars.

-- The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads of bricks, concrete slabs and other building material.

-- Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning up the radio.

-- It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked and with the keys in the ignition.

-- It is especially sand and waterproof for barbeques and fishing expeditions on remote beaches.

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#2 Post by sidestand » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:39 pm

Yup ! .......mine's the same :smt003

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#3 Post by Falco9 » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:12 pm

Mine too! :smt003 :smt003 :smt003

Great innit!

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#4 Post by D-Rider » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:25 pm

My company car has since become my personal car :smt020
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