For Guinness drinkers only (excuse chevrons)

[Falcomille]

> > Bloke goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants.
> >
> > "I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between
> > your tits" he says.
> >
> > "You dirty bastard!" shouts the barmaid, "get out before I get my husband."
> >
> > The bloke apologizes and promises not to repeat his gaffe.
> >
> > The Barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants.
> >
> > "I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your
> > arse and lick it all off."
> >
> > She says, "You dirty filthy pervert! You're banned. Get out!!"
> >
> > Again, the bloke apologizes and swears never ever to do it again.
> >
> > "One more chance," says the barmaid, "Now - what do you want?"
> >
> > "I want to turn you upside down, tear your knickers off and fill your pussy
> > with Guinness, and then drink every last drop from the hairy cup."
> >
> > The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to
> > fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly.
> >
> > "What's up love?" he asks.
> >
> > "There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my tits and
> > lick the sweat off", she says.
> >
> > "I'll kill him. Where is he?" storms the Husband.
> >
> > "Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my arse cheeks and lick
> > it off" she screams.
> >
> > "Right. He's dead!" says the husband, reaching for a baseball bat.
> >
> > "Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my fanny with Guinness
> > and then drink it all" she cries!
> >
> > The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and switches the
> > telly back on.
> >
> > "Aren't you going to do something about it?" she cries hysterically.
> >
> > "Look love, I'm not messing with any bloke who can drink 15 pints of
> > Guinness..."

[Samray]

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