Couldn't possibly be the same bloke that said ...."I put on my manifesto when I stood for parliament in 1983 - 'this constituency needs a member of parliament of youth and fresh ideas'.
"At the last election I put on my manifesto - 'this constituency needs a member of parliament of maturity and experience'."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edi ... 550146.stm
Must have thought he was at one of the fringe comedy venues.